We are uncovering better ways of developing software by
selling consulting and helping others view powerpoint presentations.
Through this work we have come to value:
Individual online interactions over the inefficiency of talking with groups in person
Agile project management software over delivering value
Customer coercion over contract negotiation
Retitling existing roles over any sort of change
That is, while there is value in the items on the right, we value the items on the left more.
(and generally ignore the stuff on the right altogether)